1. awkward-fallen-angel:

    waitinghopingliving:

    pondlifeforme:

    Straight as his rainbow slinky.

    Best comment



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  2. i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

    peabodysfedora:

    detectivewho:

    dblaksle:

    guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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    I do.

    Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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    He don’t give a shit.

    And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

    Yep

    What a serious of unnecessary events

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  3. fstw:

    heyfunniest:

    When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

    nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

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  4. something-in-the-way-she-knows:

    MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

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  5. goldr0ger:

    lordflacko91:

    truhovixxx:

    memeguy-com:

    This Kid Is Going Places

    Me as a father.

    ^^ same

    god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

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  6. pulpfanfiction:

    onslaughtsix:

    askradicalgoodspeed:

    tumblewhoreo:

    Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

    What a cockmunch

    Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

    but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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  7. memily:

    adorabelledearheart:

    thepliablefoe:

    Norwegian forest cats are the best.

    They look like little snow lions.

    MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:

    The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.

    They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.

    They run down trees headfirst.

    They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.

    They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.

    In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.

    Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?

    Viking cats. End of story.

    Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet

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  9. queertodaygonetomorrow:

    atane:

    wristxrocket:

    dear-drifter:

    lilightfoot:

    Remember.

    his life was totally in danger.

    ^^^^

    True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

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